- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

why does column have a letter n?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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