A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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the WNBA

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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women's rights

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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