Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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9

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you

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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try slamming a revolving door

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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No.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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