What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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xavier stop

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Get on your knees Ho

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