- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Paper shield.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.