why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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The Barackness Monster

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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knock knock piss off

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Samraj.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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i am and me is i

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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