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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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nipple

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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