Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Women's sports.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Misner is a twat.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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