a woman leaves the kitchen.......

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

The BCS

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

hahahahaha thats not funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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