"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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