A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

leon harney ya pikey

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Women's rights

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Psychics.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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