- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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