civil rights

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knock knock piss off

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Samraj.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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