Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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The Game

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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