how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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