What'sucks and white Jackson

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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