- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Butt poop.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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