- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

what's worst than being gay? being black

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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