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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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womens rights

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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