Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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