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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

knock knock no ones home

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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