A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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woman's rights

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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