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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

womens rights

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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