1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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