A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Dance is a sport

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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