Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

knock knock. come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

elen degeneres is straight....

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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