Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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How old are you? 20

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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