- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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