- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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