Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Grammer is very important

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Bean.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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