Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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I pooped.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Gun Control

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

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