They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Gingers.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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