- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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