Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Thumbs this up

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Basically copying you.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Charlotte Bobcats

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Anti Joke

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