- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What's 9+10? 19

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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