- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Your momma so fat, she's fat

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

BOTTOM!!!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Jerry.

Justin's hair

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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