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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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My kids are mistakes.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Your Mom

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Thumbs this up

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Basically copying you.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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