Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Anti Joke

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