- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock knock Come in

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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