- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

spell backwards: taco cat

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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