What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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i am and me is i

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Get in the car.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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I'm Jewish

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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