man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Anti Joke

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