- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Kathy Griffin.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

knock knock Labrinth come in

What color is red paint? Red

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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