two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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