Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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The Christian Bible.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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