The Christian Bible.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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im a dragon, no im not

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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