- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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