Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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