- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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