knock knock piss off

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Yes?

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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i have a christmas tree.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Religion.

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