How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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