When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Im black

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Lets go Yankees

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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