Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Womens rights

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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