- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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