You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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refridgrator

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

good one jess !!

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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