Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Anti Joke

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