what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My name is Harry.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Top Gear USA

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Neither have I

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...