What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Justin Bieber.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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