A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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