Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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