There's a car about to hit me.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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the love boat

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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