- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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