Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

HEY YOU!!!!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Anyone??????????/

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

gabbi nunez ;)

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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