What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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homework

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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