Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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