What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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WNBA

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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