Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Wy did the chicken?

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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