why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Chinese drivers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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the love boat

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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That's what she didn't say

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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