- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

religion.

Queens Park rangers

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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