How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

TWIX PAUSE!

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

civil rights

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Womens rights !

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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