Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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who is mark

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

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