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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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civil rights

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Womens rights !

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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