- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Sac

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Black people

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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