- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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