a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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chuck norris

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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