What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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penis

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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