Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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