You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

This one time at band camp....

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Sac

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Black people

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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