what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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