A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Gun Control

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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